Living is no more than just surviving. As the summer sun sets on his work in the sparse fields he farms, Caide stumbles upon a relic from a time so long Like to be scared? Bizarreville Campfire Stories is an outrageous collection of 36 amusing little fables that, in the rich tradition of the hair-raising tales told around blazing timbers, could terrify even the most hardened taxpaying citizen out of I languish here for all eternity, in my jail, my fetid prison.
For twenty years I lay in squalor and watch this war unfold before me. How will it end? Will I live to see the day I walk unshackled and feel the green grass beneath my feet? Crystal Point Legacy - 3. Book three of The Crystal Point Legacy continues as the company of the crystal is embroiled in a murder attempt on the king of the Rim.
As they struggle, the war they feared, the war they could not prevent has come at last to the lands of men.
Crystal Point Legacy - 1. A land held in perpetual summer, the Dream Valley is as lush and beautiful as when the world was born. The air is as sweet as nectar and the water so clear it mirrors the clouds from the sky itself. Nothing ever dies there except for the very old.
Crystal Point Legacy - 2. Book two of The Crystal Point Legacy continues with the company on the run as they flee the two massive black armies surging up from the Great Southern Wastelands.
Having seen their lands brutally savaged by the raw power and magic of the dark wizard Locked away in an ancient dungeon in a solitary fortress, the last remaining person that holds a memory of the once powerful kingdom of Euwold breathes slowly in his fetid prison.
The magic that holds him prisoner is powerful but it can not control h View on the Mobile Site. There is nothing better than finding a horror movie that walks that thin line between being at least redeemingly scary and laughably stupid. Not fresh baked brownies. Problem with this film is my review thus far is just as frightening as the entire movie. It wasn't even good enough for me to waste my time laughing at.
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I saw better acting at my brother's second grade Christmas pageant. The special effects were comparable to sock puppets. And there were plot holes big enough to throw Ranger Bill's big stupid hat through. It's like the writers thought up the twists at the end and convinced themselves they didn't need to go along with the actual stories themselves.
It's the film equivalent of someone tearing out the last few pages of The Grapes of Wrath and writing in "Rosasharn kills them all" in crayon on the back cover. I fell asleep for the beginning of the third story and didn't even bother rewinding it, because by that time I'd learned that seeing the whole thing still wouldn't make it make any more sense. If you're looking for a glorious trainwreck of a movie. However, if you're looking for a movie that drags itself along like a half-dead chipmunk, searching hopelessly for even a modicum of redemption before finally fading into a painful death that couldn't have come soon enough, maybe you should check it out.
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